Monday, June 22, 2009

Please practice safe friction:

"When there is friction between two people a smile is a good lubricant."
submitted by frequent contributor Gavin R.
...and friction between three people is just plain sinful.

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"Don't wait on a hurst to take u to church"
submitted by M.M.
Actually, you can wait all you want. You're pretty much guaranteed a "hurst" will never take you anywhere.

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"Changing churches? Does it matter which one you stay home from?"
submitted by Glacial Spain
I think somebody's a little bitter about their declining attendance.

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"Help is on the way."
submitted by S.K. Sutton
...by.

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4 comments on the crumminess:

Chris said...

There's a good one I pass when I drive home from work - I'm paraphrase, because I can't remember how the beginning is phrased: "Follow the Son to avoid being burned!"

MJ said...

WHEW! That "lubricant" one has got to be one of the WORST double-entendres ever on this blog! Surely that was unintentional....? I hope? Maybe? Come on, guys, unintentional?

(If that wasn't on purpose, someone's been living in the 1950s for too long...)

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

Great stuff. "A smile is a good lubricant."

Someone needs to buy some letters at Home Depot and add "but KY is better" or some such.

And the "bitter" one was great too.

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