"We're not Holiday Inn but we still have room available."submitted by frequent contributor Louie G.
I'm sure Jesus is just crazy about jokes referring to inns with no room in them.
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"You think this is bad?! Read Revelation! - God"submitted by frequent contributor Louie G.
You mean the book where God wins in the end? Yeah...terrible stuff.
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"The Real Big Bang Theory. Revelation 19:6"submitted by frequent contributor Louie G.
So...according to this church, the Bible is a "theory" now?
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"Extravanza Saturday 9-4"submitted by frequent contributor Chris J.
I hear it is spectular!
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"Carpenter looking for joiners"
submitted by frequent contributor Chris J.
Sure, but let's see Bob Vila feed 5000 people...
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"This Sunday: Fish or cut bait"
submitted by new contributor Stephanie G.
"Come, and I will make you fishers of men. Unless, you know, you need to cut bait or something..."
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"A sham, a lamb, or a ding dong?"
submitted by new contributor Wynnie
The gospel according to Otis Day and the Knights...
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So after last post's horrible Christian video, numerous people sent me a link to another, equally mind-numbing video. Frequent contributor DJ Williams was the first to send it in, so he gets the link love.
I'd be interested to know your thoughts: Which one is worse?
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I almost forgot to wish ye a happy Talk Like a Pirate Day...arrrrr....
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12 comments on the crumminess:
If by 'which one is worse' you mean 'which got stuck in my head like a scratched record,' it would have to be the second one. The hair and outfits are much scarier in the second one also. The concept in both is equally poor.
Second video is worse!
back with a bang!
wow- great reviews there, Joel.
i laughed myself into a coughing fit.
thanks for posting!
"Extravanza Saturday, see you Sunday?" Doesn't seem like the pastor has much hope for the success of the Extravanza.
The first video is funnier! This one was great too, but you can't beat moonwalking for Christ. (But please keep trying!)
FYI - It appears the video is a fake: http://idolator.com/401030/sonseed-they-may-be-the-lonelygirl15-of-christian-ska
Hey! I had a bunch of people that wanted to see that first bad video, and it's not available anymore!
The second one was worse - you can't beat good choreography!
Joel, I don't cringe half as much at the cliché signs as I do at those that display so much widespread ineptitude with the English language.
I wish butchering one's native tongue was a punishable offense. Like...punishable by death.
Sadness and tears... the first video was removed because of "copyright violations" by "The Way International." Oh. My.
But wait...
there's more. Is that Barry Manilow??? No. Just someone who wishes he were.
as you were...
Deb
Is the Real Big Bang Theory on before or after Two and a Half Real Men?
So it took me four times reading it, but I think that last sign is a reference to C.S. Lewis' trilemma - Jesus as liar, lunatic, or Lord. Sham = liar, lamb = Lord (Lamb of God), ding-dong = lunatic. Sorry if this is obvious to everyone else - it took me so long to make any sense of it! Still a very crummy sign!
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